Roachita

I bought a painting of a lady at a garage sale for 5 dollars and "fixed" her. Now she's BEAUTIFUL!

Bonus: You now know what my toes look like! I know that you were wondering

The Maidmer

If a mermaid, by definition, if half fish and half human, who is to say which half is going to be which? Or for that matter, how attractive either half will be. Sometimes you got to bite the bullet and play wing-man for you buddies, with a reverse mermaid.

All the scary ladies

All the scary ladies (all the scary ladies) All the scary ladies (all the the scary ladies). Now put your hands up! Oooh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh.

Sketch for an upcoming comic involving more sirens who lure men with song, and then trick them... Call it a theme